A Woman, No Doubt

I know this is going to piss off over half of my readers, but today, I don't care. When they decided to 'name' Nature, they were SO right in assigning it a female gender.

Only a woman could act like this.

I didn't wear a jacket to work on Tuesday, and today all hell broke loose.

We got some snow last night, which I shoveled. That was a mistake, because of what Mother Nature was to bring forth.

Then, this morning, the snow gave way to FREEZING RAIN. Which wreaked havoc with the thin layer of snow fell after I went to bed. There was even THUNDER this morning, which is quite disconcerting in the middle of winter.

There was so much water and snow out and about today, that the salt trucks were fighting a losing battle. All they were doing was making more slush, which wasn't a good thing as the temperature dropped. Then, just for fun, Mother Nature threw some hail at us this afternoon. The hail was especially fun, because it was pin-head in size, so it was nice and painful as it pelted you on your way to your car - and during the 10 min scraping off your car.

If it were 'Father Nature', we'd never be treated like this.