Thursday, February 16, 2006

A Woman, No Doubt

I know this is going to piss off over half of my readers, but today, I don't care. When they decided to 'name' Nature, they were SO right in assigning it a female gender.

Only a woman could act like this.

I didn't wear a jacket to work on Tuesday, and today all hell broke loose.

We got some snow last night, which I shoveled. That was a mistake, because of what Mother Nature was to bring forth.

Then, this morning, the snow gave way to FREEZING RAIN. Which wreaked havoc with the thin layer of snow fell after I went to bed. There was even THUNDER this morning, which is quite disconcerting in the middle of winter.

There was so much water and snow out and about today, that the salt trucks were fighting a losing battle. All they were doing was making more slush, which wasn't a good thing as the temperature dropped. Then, just for fun, Mother Nature threw some hail at us this afternoon. The hail was especially fun, because it was pin-head in size, so it was nice and painful as it pelted you on your way to your car - and during the 10 min scraping off your car.

If it were 'Father Nature', we'd never be treated like this.


At 7:37 PM, Blogger Intense said...

I'm speechless.

At 9:13 AM, Blogger clids32 said...

Matt, egotistical bastard! How dare you affend your readers like that! While you're on a role, why don't you piss off your African American readers or your cognitively disabled readers (Will, you're not mad are you?). How about Jewish readers? You're a complete ass. You better check yourself before you wreck yourself.

At 10:20 AM, Blogger Nick said...

I don't know Matt... I think father nature would beat the shit out of us with lots of hail and lightning, and then call us pussies for complaining about it.

At 12:58 PM, Blogger Nort said...

Lightning isn't all that bad - as long as you don't take a direct hit... and really, what's the chances of that happening?

At 7:52 PM, Blogger Lulu said...


At 11:44 AM, Blogger Party Girl said...

she was clearly PMS'ing.


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