Safety Tips

Yeah, so that's been some time now since I've posted. Sorry bout that. But there's been lots going on around here, so lets get right down to business...

• Farkin ESPN the other day, showed every single pitch that Roger Clemens made in his minor league assignment the other day. They did so during SportsCenter, but instead of just admitting that they were showing the Lexington Class A game, they still called it "SportsCenter". First off.... who gives a flying fuck?????? Roger's a jackass for holding the Astros hostage the last 3 months, and don't even get me started on the contract provisions. You play on the team, you should travel with the team. You play on the team, you should be required to show up at the park, even when you're not scheduled to pitch. Way to be a teammate there Roger. ANYWAY - all was almost forgiven when some kid on the other team JACKED a Clemens breaking ball over the right field wall. As pissed as I was that I had to watch highlights of a future hall of famer pitch against kids that are one year out of high school - I couldn't get enough of the clip of the homer. Story of the kid here. Don't get too sucked into the positive spin they put on Clemens in the story either. That's a whole 'nother post sometime.
• Willy and Nort are currently in Vegas, living the good life. Will is out celebrating the Mavs in the finals ( and I can only imagine his blood alcohol level after tonight's woodshed treatment of the Heat ) - and Nort's there, well, cuz it's Vegas. Sigh.
• DALIBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!
• Hitmen are now two weeks away from the regular season. QB job is still up in the air, but we're coming along really well as a team so far. We had a scrimmage on Sunday with the Maniacs, and well, to say we kicked their asses would be an understatement. Should be another fun season.
• Got a new job offer - more on that as it develops.
• Gas prices rose after Al-Zarquarwi was killed. Any MBA's wanna sit me down and explain that one?
• So there's this story going around about this cat that chased a bear up a tree. There's even a picture of it, and I was going to show you that one. But instead, I came across this picture on Fark - which might quite possibly be the funniest picture I've ever seen. Photoshopped or not, still a great pic.

• That might qualify for a "PWNED!" caption.

Alright, so that wasn't all that long... but we'll be back on track this week. Later peeps.