Monday, December 19, 2005

We Suck

With details too numerous to get into, I'll leave it at saying that the Packers suck.

But we looked good doing it. Man... that HiDef ROCKS.

But what a sh*tty tradeoff. We were so good for so long, and I watched it on regular tv's.... and now that I get to watch football as the football Gods intended - I have to watch this suckitude.

But at least I can be distracted by seeing how many blades of grass are stuck in Favre's helmet after he gets knocked down for the umpteenth time.

All I want for X-mas is a win against the Bears. If Santa can fit his huge ass in a chimney, then I'm not asking too much for a win on Sunday.

1 Comments:

At 2:18 PM, Anonymous Nort said...

Thanks to the Happy Schnapps Combo:

How many times must we take this disgrace
Another Bears fan throwing insults in our face
The Packers are the greatest team to ever play the game
Even if from time to time they've been a little lame

How could you ever love a team with Jim McMahon
Not even Porky Pig was as big a ham
They got a reputation that's mostly based on luck
The Bears…Still…Suck

The Bears still suck, the Bears still suck
The Bears still suck, the Bears still suck
They really really really really really really suck
Yes the Bears…Still…Suck

If you drive to Soldier Field they make you pay a toll
For cripes sake they only won one lousy Super Bowl
They make fun of Wisconsin, but we don't get upset
Where do you think that they're all headed every chance they get

We don't really hold a grudge 'cause this is all in fun
As far as football rivalries we're both number one
Still we wouldn't mind seeing Ditka run over by a truck
'Cause the Bears…Still…Suck

The Bears still suck, the Bears still suck
The Bears still suck, the Bears still suck
They really really really really really really suck
Yes the Bears…Still…Suck

(All the ladies now) The Bears still suck, the Bears still suck
The Bears still suck, the Bears still suck
They really really really really really really suck
Yes the Bears…Still…Suck

(Everybody now) The Bears still suck, the Bears still suck
The Bears still suck, the Bears still suck
They really really really really really really suck
Yes the Bears…Still…Suck…HEY !!

 

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