Tuesday, March 07, 2006

The Dog Whisperer

My mom, on her birthday, had the Dog Whisperer come over to her house. My parents have three labs, two of whom they've had for a while now. The one they've had the longest, Shelby, is the one that needed the Dog Whisperer.

It wasn't so much of an animal communications specialist, as it was an in-home viewing of the behavior of the dog. Shelby is an extremely intelligent dog. She's also at times, dumber than a bag of hammers. She's like the idiot savant of dogs. She's also high strung at times. Shelby goes absolutely APE SHIT when you try to leave the house, and they don't know why she does, but the others don't.

We're talking spins in circles and barks up a storm. With the addition of the third dog, this was starting to cause quite a ruckus in the Castle du Ma&Pop Kuflax. This lead my mom to call this trainer, whom she dubbed the Dog Whisperer, to see why Shelby acts like this, and if there's anything they can do about it.

I was hoping for a report on the goings-on of the exorcism of my old dog, but I have not heard any yet. I'll keep you updated.


At 4:31 PM, Blogger Dirk the Feeble said...

I would love to participate in a dog seance.

At 9:34 AM, Blogger MrHinge said...

I kick my dog right before I leave to keep her from doing that.

How's the working out going?


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