Friday, December 07, 2007

Couldn't Help Myself

B.O.B. wrote a humorous comment response to my snow plowing issues.
Dear Mr. Kuflax ....
Please be advised that you should have quit while you were ahead. We have now put you on our Do Not Plow List. You had better start hoping for an early spring because you won't be seeing any concrete before then.

So if you don't ever check the few comments I get, here's the response I placed:
Dear Fine City of TosaB.O.B...

Please be advised that your idle threats carry no weight. Seeing how you did such a bang up job plowing in the first place, your threat is simply a description of the situation I CURRENTLY face - not one that could be imposed upon me further.

It's like Nort biatching about the Packers not benching Favre last year. Say his bellyaching got so loud the Packers called him to tell him that he'd never be the head coach of the Packers if he kept it up. Well, he's never gonna be the head coach anyway ( cuz he would have a penchant for benching lock-hall-of-famers ), so he might as well biatch about it till he feels better.

So I appreciate your effort, but go back to what you do best, which is NOT plowing streets correctly.



Sometimes it's just too easy.


At 1:36 PM, Blogger Nick said...

Just be glad you don't live on a dead end street in Tosa. When you're on a dead end, you get put on their "special schedule" as the City calls it. You get plowed less often, and last. Sometimes they don't even bother to salt your street depending on how much snow fell.

Your taxes are the same though.


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