A Day In The Life

"Hey, you think if I pee all over myself after just getting out of the bath, you think they'd be mad?"


"Gimme a kiss!!!"


"So I was all like, 'Officer, I didn't know you couldn't do that'...."


"Aww Daddy, I'm sorry I was screeching a little while ago. Forgive me? Okay, good."


"HEY!!! Pipe down over there! I'm tryin' to tell a story over here!!!"


"Dude, if I wasn't wearing these oven mitts, and I could sit up... I'd so kick the shiat outta whatever is hanging from this thing..."


"HA HA! That Jon Stewart is one funny motherf*cker!!!"