Is This Heaven? No, It's Charlotte

I might quite possibly have been waiting my WHOLE life for a story like this, and it didn't even make the front page of ESPN.com.

If this article came out on April 1st, I wouldn't believe it. But I guess Christmas came a little early this year in Charlotte.

I'm not even really sure what to say about this story. I'm almost speechless. Which is kinda disconcerting, given the topic at hand.

The two girls pictured above are cheerleaders for the Carolina Panthers of the NFL. Apparently, they were having sex with each other in the bathroom of a bar. And apparently, patrons of this bar became upset with how long they were in the bathroom for, so the police got called.

Let me say that again, cuz it was fun to say. Two NFL cheerleaders were caught having sex with each other. I was just complimenting the Bucs cheerleaders, and then the Panthers "TopCats" go and take the cake for the year. God Bless them.

I want to move to Charlotte. Nothing this cool will EVER happen in Milwaukee. I really don't know what else to say. I wish I had some insightful commentary on this.... but all I really got is ..... Cheerleaders gettin' it on! Woo Hoo!